Saturday, October 15, 2011

Cooking 101

"All this time I spend slaving over a hot stove and I bet no one will eat it again..."

"I don't know why I even bother. It's not like anyone in this house notices what I do for them."

"It is SO exhausting being the only person around here that appreciates culture and fine food and just how adorable and talented I am."

"You know what? I QUIT! These peasants can eat pbj's and chicken nuggets forever. I'm going where I know I will be appreciated."